Month: December 2011

BIZARRE: RAPED, PREGNANT BUT STILL A VIRGIN…

This story was obtained from Vanguard newspaper, I've decided to share via copy and paste method so you LV readers would get everything undiluted. I call it December 31st wonder….Pls read onBy Ishola BalogunA teenage lady whose virginity was said to be intact after being tested positive of pregnancy is in a dilemma. Her story though far from the Biblical narrative of the Virgin Mary, strikes the mind on the possibility of remaining a virgin after she was raped by her own cousin, leaving her hymen intact but resulted in a pregnancy.Chinelo, a fair-complexioned young lady, darting nervously between the floor and her hands narrated to Saturday Vanguard how her second cousin, Onyeka, put her in the family way. She had gone to her mother's cousin's house in Ihiala, Anambra state for her UME exams and had slept on the same bed with her second cousin, Onyeka.According to her, she woke up late that fateful morning and found herself wet with semen. She asked Onyeka what it meant but he was said to have waved it off as nothing important. Chinelo, naive, accepted his excuse and moved on."I woke very late, very dizzy even his mother noticed and asked me whether I was feeling alright that morning. I told her I was okay but when I went to the bathroom, I discovered I was wet but did not feel...

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SAMUEL ETO’O LAUNCHES OWN MOBILE NETWORK

Samuel Eto’O Highest paid footballer and Anzhi Makhachkala forward Samuel Eto’o has created a mobile network in his Cameroon country named Set’Mobile (from his initials Samuel Eto). With a capital base of 100 million francs cfa (€152,449) and aimed at providing mobile Internet service alongside telephony, the market penetration for the mobile network in Cameroon is currently at 49 per cent below the fast growing rate of 75% in Cote D’Ivoire, Senegal and Ghana. The 30 year old ex Barcelona and Inter Milan player who has become the third mobile network operator in the central African nation behind French-owned Orange Telecom and South Africa-based multinational MTN launched it on thursday 29th December in Yaounde Cameroon and sold out over 50,000 SIM cards. The network will be activated on January 21, 2012 which is the opening day of the 2012 Africa Cup of...

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ACTOR EMEKA IKE CONFERRED WITH TRADITIONAL TITLE.

Mechanical Engineer turned Nollywood actor Emeka Ike was on wednesday 28th December 2011 conferred with a chieftancy title by a traditional ruler in Anambra State. The honour was bestowed on the anambra indigene who also owns a well-appointed secondary school in Magodo based on his acting prowess and in appreciation of the smiles he's put on people's faces.Source: Vanguard...

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THIERRY HENRY TO REJOIN ARSENAL

34 year old french footballer, Henry Thienry is fully set to rejoin his former club, Arsenal football club. The striker who after leaving Arsenal in 2007 went to Spain's Barcelona football club and then New York Red Bull has started training with the rest of the arsenal team. Speaking on his return, Arsenal coach, Arsene Wenger stated that the club is happy to have him back adding that his reputation is not on the line. "You can never take away from people what they have done, that will remain forever. Nobody expects him to be what he was 10 years ago, we just want him to help out." "I think it is just credit to him to want to be helpful to a club that has given him so much. Therefore I feel there is no special pressure to be the player he was before." "I believe our fans are happy that players who have done well for the club want to help out again. That is very positive," he said. "We had that before and it shows that Arsenal have a special link with our players because we had Sol Campbell and Jens Lehmann who helped out for a while and did very well. Now we have Thierry. It is a continuity of the special link with our former players and they are all happy that Thierry is...

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MUSIC PRODUCER, SAM KLEF’S TRADITIONAL WEDDING

Musician and music producer Samuel Oguachuba popularly known as Sam Klef had his traditional wedding on December 28 2011 in Imo State. Sam Klef's pregnant bride, Yvonne Ikedru is a 200 level student of Banking and Finance. She is the elder sister of Peggy,a female aspiring rapper under the tutelage of...

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FUNNY, OLD PICTURES OF NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES

Okies. This is different and I hope u find it hilarious. See how our stars looked when they were young. Let's analyze one by one:1) Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson-Okojie-Senior Mercy's(3rd from left) baggy trousers, poise, haircut point to the fact that she was an authentic senior, who would have thought that the well-endowed actress once looked like this (well, I refuse to judge her by her 'past'.lol)2) Musician, Susan Harvey a.k.a Goldie- So, Sisto Goldie once suffered hair-drought. The few ones on her head shouting Halleluyah together with her shimmering forehead makes this picture look funny.3)Musician Timaya-The self-acclaimed Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa's mouth and ears in this picture is something to 'text home about'.4)Musician Panshak Zamani, known as Ice Prince obviously got the folder and school uniform from a senior in SS3 and if I may ask, ow many ladies fell in love with him after seeing him on shades?5)On Air Personality, Tosin Bucknor looked like a strict health prefect in this picture. Sure some juniors avoided her wahala.lol6)Nollywood actor-Segun Arinze-only his size has changed, he still an 'overSEEer'.7)Presenter Denrele Edun-so Denrele has been like this since he was 2, I'm sure he personally requested for socks instead of clothes and I'm sure he graced birthday occassions like this.smh (Now I know better)8)Ex Beauty Queen and rapper Munachi Abii- this was supposed to be a birthday party or...

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CHINESE TO MAKE DROGBA WORLD’S RICHEST PLAYER.

A chinese named eGuangzhou Evergrande is fully set to make 33 year-old chelsea striker, Didier Drogba the world's richest player beating Samuel Eto's £350,000 a week record if he joins the club. Though the Ivorian's contract expires at the end of the season, he wants a longer deal than the one-year offer on the table at Stamford Bridge. Interested in Drogba include Tottenham, AC Milan, Shanghai Shenhua, Dalian Aerbin. Dalian Aerbin is offering a three-year deal worth £30million Or £200,000 a week – but Super League champions Evergrande is prepared to pay more than Eto'o £350,000 a week. Speaking about the offers, Drogba's agent, Thierno Seydi stated that 'he's had the offer of a one-year extension from Chelsea, but that does not suit us. At his age, he has nothing left to prove as a player. Once you are well into your thirties, you have to go to a club where you can be certain you'll be able to pay your bills. He will go where he is offered the most money. It could be the United States, Qatar, Russia or somewhere in Asia. He'll go wherever he feels good from a financial point of view.' The offers aint bad at all, why am I not related to either Drogba or Eto'o? Source:...

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BETWEEN MERCY JOHNSON AND GOOGLE

Talented and beautiful actress, Mercy Johnson-Okojie has emerged Google's most-searched celebrity of the year 2011. Needless to say the drama that preceded the dark-skinned Kogi indigene's 'controversial' wedding and her blind lady role in a new movie gave room for search titles like Mercy Johnson's fiance, Mercy Johnson's wedding, Mercy Johnson goes blind and...

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ACTOR FEMI ADEBAYO TURNS BUTCHER

No, he couldn't have fought with a cow, No, he's too gentle to do that neither has he left acting for the abbattoir rather the law graduate is concocting another interesting movie for his teeming fans. After the success of his award-wining epic movie, Jelili, Femi Adebayo has returned with another movie titled, 'Sonte Alapata'. Going by this scene, I can imagine what the movie is going to be like. Starting from today, I hav added wonders to his list of names, Femi known for his cool roles surprised me with his role in the Jelili movie, I laughed my heart out. let's see what happens in this new rib-cracking flick. Shooting of the movie started on December 23rd, 2011. Keeping my fingers...

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NIGERIAN CHILDREN WRITE PRES. GOODLUCK JONATHAN

I know President Goodluck has a lot of photographs but I purposely selected this. And to some extent, this was exactly the way we felt yesterday.Following yesterday's bombings, association of concerned Nigerian children penned their feelings to the President, let's just hope he gets this.Dear Mr. President,We should say Merry Christmas but we are not your goverment, we are not in the business of deception. After almost ten hours of gathering your thoughts to speak on the bomb blasts that rocked the nation yesterday, you still fell short of your own very low standards. What did you intend to say when you said Bomb Blasts are a burden we must live with? Why do you bother to budget over a trillion for security if we must live the burden of insecurity? How come you are still a president? We do not blame you, we blame our older ones who were stupid enough to think that where you come from and your religion was all you needed to be a competent president.They are crying now. We all cried yesterday on the darkest Christmas day of our short lives. While we cried and left Christmas postponed for another year, we watched as you danced your life away like there was no tomorrow. Is it true that all you care about is the fact that you are the president so whatever can...

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AUDITIONS! AUDITIONS!! AUDITIONS!!!

Have you got flair for acting? Then, take a shot at this great opportunity, auditions for creative and versatile actors and actresses by Lucent Media comes up on Wednesday 28th December 2011 Venue: Southern Spice. 66, Isheri road by Omole Phase 1 gate, Ojodu Lagos.Bring along a 5/7 photograph.For more enquiries, call: 07080491453,...

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OGE OKOYE SHAVES HAIR IN NEW MOVIE

Beautiful Nollywood actress, Oge okoye looks a little funny in this picture, sure she's getting millions for this hairshave. The movie titled Roya Widows, is from the stables of Pressing Forward Productions. It aslo stars Ngozi Ezeonu, Justus Esiri, Zuby Michaels, Queen Nwokoye and others. Really looking forward to seeing this, it looks like a widowhood...

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YAYA TOURE CROWNED AFRICAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2011

28 year-old Manchester city midfielder, Yaya Toure has emerged CAF's African player of the year 2011 beating Ghana's Andre Ayew and Mali's Seydou Keita. He was chosen based on votes of head coaches or technical directors of the national association based on the performance of the nominees from January to...

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SUPER EAGLES GET NEW RULE

Super Eagles coach, Stephen Keshi has instructed some members of the Super Eagles to stop wearing earrings as such trend doesn't portray good morals and ethics, he however added that any player who flouts his orders would be dropped from the team. "If we were Indians, I would understand, because it's part of their culture but wearing ear rings by men is alien to Nigeria and no player is permitted here to wear them." The implication however is that the likes of Osaze Odemwingie, Joseph Yobo, Obafemi Martins, Dele Adeleye, Victor Anichebe, Chibuzor Okonkwo to mention will have to dance to his...

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STEVE JOBS FIRST STATUTE UNVEILED

A life-size statute of late Apple Inc founder, Steve Jobs was on Wednesday 21st December unveilled by an Hungarian architecture software company-Graphisoft. Located in Budapest, Graphisoft's company headquarters. Steve Jobs in the 80s had encountered Graphisoft during a certain ceBIT technology fair and had helped the company further by marketing and distributing its architectural design software.One of Steve's far-reaching...

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CAF SHORTLISTS THREE PLAYERS FOR THE AFRICAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD

Yaya Toure Andre Ayew Seydou Keita The TheConfederation of African Football (CAF) has shortlisted the final three players contesting for the 2011 African Player of the Year award The players are: Yaya Toure (Manchester City&Ivory Coast) Andre Ayew (Olympique Marseile& Ghana) Seydou Keita (Barcelona&Mali) The winner will be announced at the CAF Awards Gala, which on Thursday, December 22 in Accra. The shortlist for the 2011 African Player of the Year was decided by votes of head coaches or technical directors of the national associations affiliated to CAF based on the performance of the nominees from January to November, 2011. Source:...

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